![]() Not since Gilligan’s Island has quicksand been this popular. Since there is no reason to not to know anything (copyright Google), I looked up the official name. For a while, I just called it the Silly Putty truck. So many stupid grey trucks.īut lately, I see fewer gray Toyotas and more of this uninspired tan color. Hell, I even dated a guy who had one, so after he dumped me we broke up, I would see one and think, “Is that Dave? Oh wait, is that one Dave? Is that Dave in the West Marine parking lot? Is Dave at Applebee’s getting mozzarella sticks without me?” We live on an island, and I saw Dave everywhere. “Are you in construction?” “No, I’m a regional manager for Xerox.”Ī few years ago, my local streets were full of metallic gray Toyota Tundra pick-ups. Most of the time, the trucks are sitting in a Schaumburg, Illinois, office parking lot. One day they might need to buy some plywood from Home Depot or haul junk to the dump, so Americans - mostly dudes - buy trucks. In America, most people buy cars for their maximum usage. Welcome to the first in the quarantine series I am calling Thanks, I hate it. So let me try something else I am very good at: judging ugly ass shit. I’m here for the sportsball, but since all live tennis tournaments are cancelled, I’m struggling. Beth is our Outlander subject matter expert. Fauci has medical knowledge and perfectly timed face-palms.
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